Somebody put a hat on a frog
That's it. That's the story. Everything since has just been people turning up to look at him.
He was already here
Wide, damp and completely unbothered. He has the face of someone who has been awake since 4am and is not taking questions.
Then came the hat
Pink cone, gold lattice, a little green ribbon off the back. Nobody asked him. He is wearing it anyway.
Then came everyone
No roadmap, no promises, no six-part thread. A frog in a party hat was enough. It usually is.